IN a time of challenging uncertainty, there’s one thing we can be certain of: The Club’s latest podcast manifestation ‘Blues Banter’, presented by Barkly Smokehouse, is sure to never let you down.

So keep your ends up Bluebaggers and settle in for unrivaled entertainment each week, as our boys take turn in providing all of us with insight into the personalities that make up our great club.

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On this episode, Teaguey and Doc answer your questions and tweets, dive into which players in the leadership group would be the best fit for Snow White's seven dwarves and enter a robust discussion into which player would feature in the unofficial Carlton calendar. 

Remember to submit your questions for next week by emailing bluesbanter@carltonfc.com.au or tweeting us using #BluesBanter.

Tune in below! 

They said what?

SD: “I don’t think Harry McKay needs a lot of self-confidence. I think he’ll be loving isolation at the moment. He gets to spend a bit of time with his favourite person, which is himself.”

DT:  “I don’t think they’re emailing too much in Katandra.”

SD: “That’s what’s worrying for me. He’s 40 and still essentially living at home.”

Episode guide: 

00:30 Isolation update

01:30 Emails and tweets

08:20 Who would make the Carlton Football Club calendar? The discussion begins

12:15 February – Which player is the most romantic?

13:30 March – We’re looking for the hard workers. Could Finbar get the call up?

14:45 April – It’s isolation month, so which player would enjoy their own company?

16:20 May – The month for mother’s days, so which Blue is the biggest Mummy’s boy.

19:00 June – Hope your taxes are in order. Teaguey and Doc reveal the stingiest player.

21:15 July – Now that you’ve got your tax return, who is the first one to spend it?

23:10 August – “Nothing goes on in August.”

26:30 September – Who steps up in September… Who is Mr. September?

28:00 October – Which player is the first to leave the club at the end of the season?

30:05 November- It’s Spring carnival and we’re looking for the fastest on the track and the one most likely to be at the track

32:50 December – You’ve made it this far, you should stick around to see who closes out the calendar